SITUATION

Situation 1 : At my workplace (Everly Resort Hotel)

At the reception counter, 1 chinese guy come to check in.....

me : Hi, good evening....
guest : Hi, check in ya....chong cheng chong cheng chong cheng.....
me : I'm sorry sir....I can't understand chinese...
guest : Oh, sorry...I thought u are chinese....
me : It's ok sir....

Situation 2 : At shopping mall....(anywhere i go)

When i go for window shopping or just hangout at shopping mall, got some chinese salesperson come to me....

salesperson : chong cheng chong cheng chong cheng......
me : Sorry, i'm malay....I don't understand chinese.....
salesperson : Oh, sorry....do you want to try this product???

Situation 3 : At fishing equipment shop (Sport Fishing Tackle's)

Masuk jer kedai nampak la tauke tue....1st time datang situ....

tauke : chong cheng chong cheng chong cheng....
me : Sorry tauke, wa melayu la...
tauke : Yeke??? Ingat u chinese....Ada mix ke???
me : Takde mix pun....
tauke : U baba ke??
me : Takde jugak...My dad jawa and my mum banjar...
tauke : Tapi u macam chinese la....Hurm...Nak cari apa???

Situation 4 : At the beach (fishing)

Ada sorang pakcik melayu come to fish also....dia lepak kat sebelah....

pakcik : Ala lapat ka bos??? (dialek ala2 cina la)
me : Ada la sikit...
pakcik : Lu talak penah telai lekat pantai puteli ka?? (u tak penah try dekat pantai puteri ker???
me : Ada jugak try aritu...Tapi macam takde sangat....Kat sini jugak ok...
pakcik : Oooo....Lu baba ke cina???
me : Saya melayu....
pakcik : Ooooo....Ingat cina....Muka nampak macam cina....

do i look like chinese?????
quite a lot number of people who thought me chinese....
mana2 pegi pun sama....
nak kata ada mix, my mum and dad memang takde mix pun....
takde langsung keturunan cina....
entah la camne bole jadi muka cam cina plak....
nak kata anak angkat, surat beranak ada....
hurm, dah nasib badan....
tapi sometimes cam annoying jugak la....
dulu masa jarang maen panas, lagi la....
putih melepak cam cina....
sekarang dah gelap sikit ok la....hahaha...
dah jadi biasa dah telinga nie dengar orang cakap cina...
ada gak la belajar dulu mandarin....
tapi just nak abehkan degree jer...
if i learn and can speak chinese, sure lagi la orang ingat cina....
hope lepas nie takde la sangat org nak cakap cina with me....
letih nak melayan...hahahahaha....

p/s : kalau belajar betol2 dulu, sure bole cakap cina...bole speaking balik....